Episode 20: "Face the Music...or Not"

            Previously on "The Salingers":

                                KIRSTEN 
                          (to Charlie)
                      I think we should see a marriage
                      counselor.
                                *****
                                FELICIA
                      Is it hard for you to let people help
                      you, Charlie?
                                CHARLIE
                      No, it's not hard to let people help.                       
                      It's hard to find people who can help.
                                *****
                                OWEN
                          (to Charlie)
                      Nobody ever wants me.  
                                CHARLIE
                      Why would you say that?
                                OWEN
                      Because I'm not your son.  I'm not
                      anybody's son.  I'm just this stupid kid
                      everyone has to figure out what to do
                      with.
                                *****
                                JULIA
                      Sarah's going to be able to make our 5
                      year reunion.  Okay if she rides with us? 
                                GRIFFIN
                      You mean ride with you.  I'm not going.
                                *****
                                CLAUDIA
                      I'm getting married.
                                SARAH
                      You're...?  D-did you say...?
                                CLAUDIA
                      Uh-huh.
                                SARAH
                      How does your family feel about this?
                                *****
            Bailey spots something: Maria through a cafe window.  And a
            guy.  They're sitting at a booth... next to each other.  He
            says something to her and her look softens.  They kiss,
            Bailey's gaze locked on them.
                                ***** 
                                BAILEY
                      Why did you lie to me?
                                MARIA
                      I didn't.
                                BAILEY
                      Oh, I get it.  You just make a habit of
                      kissing guys who aren't your type, right?
                                MARIA
                          (pointedly)
                      Apparently so.
                                *****
                                                                FADE TO:
            INT. - SARAH'S APARTMENT - MORNING
            CLAUDIA is in her pajamas, standing over a table, reading
            Sarah's invitation to her high school reunion.  She sighs
	    as SARAH enters from the bedroom, setting her luggage down
	    by the front door.  
                                SARAH
                          (approaching Claudia)
                      Oh, thanks!  I almost forgot this. 
            She takes the invitation from Claudia and pockets it.
                                SARAH (CONT'D)
                      We're supposed to turn these in at the
                      door to prove that we're really Grant
                      graduates... like someone would really
                      try to crash someone else's high school
                      reunion party.
            Claudia flashes a perfunctory smile.
                                CLAUDIA
                      Yeah.
                                SARAH
                          (noticing Claudia's pajamas)
                      You have an evening class today or
                      something?
                                CLAUDIA
                      Huh?
                                SARAH
                      You're not dressed yet.  Are you feeling
                      okay?
                                CLAUDIA
                      Yeah, I'm okay.  Just sort of... um...  
                          (brightening)
                      Hey, did you grab those pictures?  The
                      ones for your Mom?
                                SARAH 
                      The...?  Oh, yeah, I did.  Thanks.
                      Oh! Before I go, here...
            She leads Claudia to a window behind the couch.  
                                SARAH (CONT'D)
                      This window is kinda tricky.  It sticks a
                      little when you try to open it, so you
                      sort of have to jiggle it from side to
                      side while pushing it up.
                          (demonstrating)
                      Then you have to wedge this stick
                      underneath it to hold it up.  If you
                      don't, it'll come crashing down.
                                CLAUDIA
                      Jiggle window, wedge stick.  Got it.
                                SARAH
                      Oh, and...
            She leads Claudia over to the kitchen sink.
                                SARAH (CONT'D)
                      ...for hot water, you have to turn the
                      faucet on all the way and let the water
                      run for like five minutes.  
            Claudia watches her, expressionless.  Sarah looks around the
            room.
                                SARAH (CONT'D)
                          (to herself)
                      Let me think.  What else...?
                                CLAUDIA
                      It's alright, Sarah.  I'll be fine.  Go
                      on, you're going to be late for your
                      flight.
                                SARAH
                          (smiles)
                      Okay.
                          (walks to the door)
                      Hey, you'd better get ready or you're
                      going to be late, too.
                                CLAUDIA
                          (covering)
                      Uh, actually, even if I left now, I'd be
                      late.  The bus doesn't get here for like
                      another twenty minutes, so--
                                SARAH
                      Well, hey, I'm taking a cab to the
                      airport.  I can drop you at school on the
                      way.  
            Claudia's expression sinks.
                                SARAH (CONT'D)
                      Hurry up, though, 'cause the taxi's gonna 
                      be here in like five minutes.
                                CLAUDIA
                      Really, you don't have to.  I mean,
                      there's no sense in both of us being
                      late, right?  
                                SARAH
                      Oh, please.  They tell you to show up
                      early at the airport, and you end up
                      waiting around for an hour anyway.  	
                          (beat)
                      So c'mon, let's go.
            Claudia turns and drags herself into the bedroom.
                                CLAUDIA
                          (under her breath)
                      Yeah, I wouldn't want to be late.
   								CUT TO:
         PO5 Credits
 
            INT. UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA - LIBRARY - MORNING
            MARIA sits at a table.  She holds a hand-written note.  As
            she reads, she smiles.  Giggles.  Really into it.
	    BAILEY walks up.  She lifts her eyes from the note.
                                BAILEY
                      Hey.
                          (before sitting down)
                      You mind if I...?
                                MARIA
                      No.  I mean, sure.
            Bailey sits.  An awkward beat as they search for words,
            finding them at the same time.
                                BAILEY/MARIA
                      So...
                                BAILEY
                      You first.
                                MARIA
                      No, go ahead.
                                BAILEY
                      Okay.  
                          (sighs)
                      I'm sorry.
                                MARIA
                      Me, too.
                                BAILEY
                      I was way outta line.  I had no business
                      questioning you like that.
                                MARIA
                      It's not all your fault.  I should've
                      just told you, you know?  Instead of--
                                BAILEY
                          (waving his hand)
                      No, please - forget it.  It's... 
                          (smiling)
                      Forget it.
                          (beat)
                      So... are we cool?
            Maria nods, smiling.  They sit in silence for a moment, then--
                                BAILEY (CONT'D)
                      So... how are things?  You know, with
                      him.  Lucas.
                                MARIA
                      Good.  Things are... good.
                                BAILEY
                      Good.  'Cuz good is, well... it's...
                                MARIA
                      Good.
                                BAILEY
                      Right.
            A beat.  Bailey looks around and Maria stares a hole into the
            table.
                                BAILEY (CONT'D)
                          (re: paper)
                      What's that?
                                MARIA 
                          (folding the paper)
                      Nothing.
                                BAILEY
                      Yeah?  Well, "nothing" is making you
                      blush.  
                          (grabbing for the note)
                      Come on.
                                MARIA
                          (holds it behind her back,
                           smiling)
                      Uh-uh.
            Bailey tries grabbing it from behind her.  Now it's a game. 
            They're laughing.  Smiling.  He grabs it.
                                MARIA (CONT'D)
                          (a whispered yell)
                      Gimme that!
                                BAILEY
                      Not a chance.
            Bailey holds the note out of Maria's reach, reading it.  She
            smiles, in spite of herself.  Bailey looks confused as he
            continues reading.
                                BAILEY (CONT'D)
                          (disappointed)
                      This is... a poem.
                                MARIA
                      And I thought you were a business major.
                                BAILEY
                          (reading)
                      "Could I embody and unbosom now that
                      which is most within me..."  Is unbosom
                      even a word?
                                MARIA
                          (snatching back the poem)
                      Yes, it's a word.  Duh.
                                BAILEY
                      You writing that for a class or
                      something?
                                MARIA
                      I didn't write it.  Lucas did.
            What?!?  He's already writing her poetry?
                                BAILEY
                      Oh.
                                MARIA
                          (brightening up)
                      Here's my favorite part: 
                          (reading)
                      "As it is, I live and die unheard, with a
                      most voiceless thought, sheathing it as a
                      sword."
            Big smile from Maria. This isn't lost on Bailey.
                                BAILEY
                      Huh.  The guy's a regular Ethan Allen
                      Poe.
            INT. JUILLIARD - PAUL RECITAL HALL - MORNING
            CLAUDIA moves into the shadows of the auditorium balcony. 
            She takes a few steps toward the stage but stops to watch her
            classmates.  
            They are tuning up their instruments, organizing their sheet
            music, talking amongst themselves.  PROFESSOR OLDHAM is
            opening his briefcase and preparing himself for the lesson.  
            Claudia watches, unnoticed in the darkness, then looks at her
            own violin case.  She walks away, slipping through the exit
            without being seen.  
                                BAILEY (V.O.)
                      What is she thinking?  I mean...
                                                                 CUT TO:
	    INT. BAILEY'S DORM - DAY
            ...where BAILEY folds his clothes on his bed, holding the
            phone to his ear with his shoulder.
                                BAILEY (CONT'D)
                      ...I thought she had more sense than that
                      - getting married just outta high school.  
                          (catching himself)
                      No offense.
                                JULIA
                          (on phone)
                      Please.  I've been telling her the same
                      thing.
                                BAILEY
                      But I guess that's the way it is, right? 
                      You give a girl a ring - or... or a poem -
                      and it's like all common sense flies out
                      the window.
                                JULIA
                      What?
                                BAILEY
                      Even if the guy's a total idiot, suddenly
                      it's like "true love." 
                                JULIA
                      Bailey, what are you talking about?
            Bailey sighs, stops folding.
                                BAILEY
                          (bumbling)
                      Look, Jul - when a girl gets a poem from
                      a guy... I mean, that's pretty much it,
                      right?  
                                JULIA
                      A poem?
                                BAILEY
                      'Cuz... 'cuz if she was like on the fence
                      about him... I mean, wouldn't that--?  
                                JULIA
                      Are you the guy in this scenario?
                                BAILEY
                      What?  No.  Of course not.  But... but
                      girls love that stuff, right?
                                JULIA
                      Well, Justin wrote me a poem once. 
                                BAILEY
                      He did?  And...?
                                JULIA
                      Pretty much the most romantic thing
                      anyone ever did for me.  
                          (then)
                      Other than marry me, I mean.
                                BAILEY 
                      Okay.  Okay, but what if the poem was,
                      well... what if it was kinda weird?
                                JULIA
                      Okay, now I know we're talking about you.
                                BAILEY
                      No, we're not!  Will you stop saying
                      that?
                                JULIA
                      Sorry.  Okay.  Weird how?
                                BAILEY
                      Weird like... talking about bosoms weird.
                                JULIA
                      Bosoms?
                                BAILEY
                      Or unbosoms.  Like, he couldn't "unbosom"
                      his feelings. 
                                JULIA
                      Oh.
                                BAILEY
                      That he was voiceless -- like a gun in
                      it's holster or something.
                                JULIA
                      Don't you mean like a sword in a sheath?
                                BAILEY
                      Yeah, that's it.  That's--
                          (thinks)
                      Wait, how did you know that?
                                JULIA
                      It's from a canto that Byron wrote.
                                BAILEY
                      It's--?  Are you sure about that?
                                JULIA
                      Positive.  
            Bailey's wheels are turning.  He can't help holding back a
            smile.  
                                BAILEY
                      Do you know which canto?
            EXT.  NEW YORK STREET - DAY
            CLAUDIA saunters along the street, coming upon a Bridal shop. 
            She tilts her head thoughtfully and peers through the window
            at the elegantly decorated boutique.  
            With her violin case still in her hand, she smiles and walks
            into the store.  
            INT. - BRIDAL SHOP - DAY
            Claudia begins to browse among the mannequins modeling
            wedding gowns.  She picks up a sample of white embroidered
            fabric when a long white sleeveless gown catches her eye.  
            She examines the dress when she hears a voice...
                                WOMAN
                      May I help you?
            Claudia smiles.
            INT. FELICIA LOMBARD'S OFFICE - DAY
            CHARLIE and KIRSTEN sit across from FELICIA LOMBARD.  The
            tension's almost palpable.
                                CHARLIE
                          (to Felicia)
                      Look, when I told her I'd sell the
                      restaurant, I meant it.  I really did. 
                      But once we got closer to me actually
                      doing it, she talked me out of it.  
                          (to Kirsten)
                      Are you gonna deny that?
            Kirsten shakes her head.
                                CHARLIE (CONT'D)
                          (to Felicia)
                      I don't know -- I guess she thought I'd
                      regret it later or something.  But I told
                      her I wouldn't.  
                                FELICIA
                      Do you think she believed you?
                                CHARLIE
                      Yes.  She did.
                                FELICIA
                      Then I don't understand.  Why didn't you
                      sell?
                                CHARLIE
                      I tried, but... we ran into some problems
                      at the factory.  Right after September
                      11th.  It just didn't make sense to sell
                      Salingers' if the factory wasn't
                      performing.
                          (sighing)
                      Anyway, when she found out I wasn't
                      selling, she lost it.  I didn't
                      understand it, especially since she tried
                      talking me out of it in the first place.
            Kirsten looks down.
                                CHARLIE (CONT'D)
                          (shakes his head)
                      I couldn't win.  It's like... no matter
                      what I did, she wanted me to do the
                      opposite.  
	    INT.  JULIA'S APARTMENT - BATHROOM - EVENING
            JULIA and SARAH stand in front of a large mirror.  Julia's
            putting on her earrings as Sarah fixes the strap of her gown.  
                                SARAH
                      Are you nervous at all?
                                JULIA
                      Not really.  You?
                                SARAH
                      Well, we haven't seen these people in
                      five years.  What's there to talk about?
                                JULIA
                      That's the fun part.  All that catching
                      up... seeing how their lives turned
                      out...
                                SARAH
                      But what if it's like 200 graduates all
                      standing around saying, "Oh, nothin's
                      really been happening.  I've just been
                      hanging out."
            Julia looks at Sarah.  Understanding passes between them.
                                JULIA
                      Good point.  
                                SARAH
                      Okay, well.  All right.  How about this? 
                      Let's say some guy's like... going on and
                      on about his X-Files collection and you
                      totally need to be saved.  
                                JULIA
                      Or just want to leave.
                                SARAH
                      Right!  We can have a signal.  Like...
                      like...  Hmm.
            They trail off in thought.  What could it be?
                                JULIA
                      Oh!  How about if we...
            Julia tugs on her ear.  
                                SARAH
                      You do that and I think I should be
                      stealing second base.
                                JULIA
                      Oh.  
            More thinking.
                                SARAH
                      I got it!
            Sarah flips her hair and giggles.
                                JULIA
                      Oh, great.  Then every guy in the room
                      will think we're coming on to them.
                                SARAH
                      Yeah.  Bad signal.
            More thinking.  Harder this time.  They're back to square
            one.
            INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - GARAGE - EVENING
            CHARLIE and KIRSTEN are digging through boxes, looking for
            something.  Things are scattered over the floor: books on
            cancer and child psychology, piles of plaid shirts, etc. 
            Kirsten eyes a box in the corner.
                                CHARLIE
                      So what're we gonna do?
                                KIRSTEN
                          (re: box)
                      Have you looked through this one?
                                CHARLIE 
                          (sighs)
                      Not yet.  
            She opens the box.
                                KIRSTEN
                      So why do you suddenly need this -- what
                      is it? -- a periscope?
            Charlie turns toward her, annoyed.
                                CHARLIE
                      Would you please stop changing the
                      subject?  We've gotta talk about this.  
                                KIRSTEN
                      Why?  Your mind is made up, right?  What
                      good is it to--?
            Kirsten closes the box in frustration, covers her eyes.
                                CHARLIE
                      You see?  That's why I don't want to go
                      anymore. 
                          (beat)
                      Kirsten, we were starting to get along
                      before all this.  But ever since these
                      sessions -- it's like we've taken a step
                      backwards.  They're making you upset all
                      over again... about things you haven't
                      been upset about for a really long time.  
                          (softer tone)
                      How is that helping?
                                KIRSTEN
                      I can't be upset 24 hours a day, Charlie. 
                      You know that.  But you can't mistake
                      that for me being okay with everything. 
                      Because I'm not.
                                CHARLIE
                      Kirsten--
                                KIRSTEN
                      We've got to deal with this, Charlie. 
                      Before we can move forward.  Because if
                      things are going to work with us, it
                      can't ever happen again.
            INT. FAIRMONT HOTEL - BALLROOM - NIGHT
            Decorations for the reunion are everywhere: banners,
            pennants, etc.  The space is crowded with alumni, most
            gathered in small groups, talking amongst themselves.
            JULIA joins with a small group of girls, standing just
            outside the circle.  Their name tags read: "Remember me? 
            I'm..." MIRIAM, LESLIE, and JENNIFER.
            Jennifer has her wallet out, displaying a long sleeve of baby
            pictures.  She selects one, removes it, and passes it around
            the group.
                                JENNIFER
                      ...taken right before his second
                      birthday.  Now he's the textbook
                      definition of "terrible twos."
                                LESLIE
                      They only call it the terrible twos.  But
                      it lasts much longer.  My daughter's four
                      now, and still acting like that.
            The photo gets passed to Julia.  She gazes at it for a
            second, then something strikes her...
                                JULIA
                      He looks a lot like my younger brother.
            The group stops, looks up.  Brother?
                                MIRIAM
                      So, um...
                          (looks at nametag)
                      ...Julia.  What about your own kids?
            Julia tries to stutter out a response.
                                JULIA
                      Kids?  Me?  
                          (laughs nervously)
                      No, no.  Not yet.  
            An awkward silence amongst the group.  Then...
                                MIRIAM
                      Huh.  
                          (to group)
                      Anyway, we bought the new house when
                      Tanya was two, and--
                                LESLIE
                      The one in Mill Valley, right?
                                MIRIAM
                      Uh-huh.
                                JENNIFER
                      Isn't that kind of expensive?
                                MIRIAM
                      What isn't around here?
                                JULIA
                          (jumping in)
                      Yeah, I lived in D.C. for awhile.  
                          (whistles low)
                      Man, it was outrageous -- like eight
                      hundred dollars for a studio.
                                JENNIFER 
                      A... studio?
                                JULIA
                      Yeah.  It was a four-flight walk-up, but
                      it was, um...
            She feels their eyes on her, their quizzical looks.
                                JULIA (CONT'D)
                      Is... is that Nina?  I'm going to, uh...
                      go see.
            The girls look at each other and laugh as Julia walks away. 
            She walks by another group.  SARAH'S in the middle.
                                SARAH
                      Actually, New York's great.  I mean, it
                      took awhile to get used to the weather,
                      but--  
                                GIRL 1
                      So you and Bailey have a place there?
                                SARAH
                          (caught off guard)
                      Uh, no.  No, actually, um... we kind
                      of... uh...
                                GUY 1
                      Hey, where is Bailey?  I haven't seen
                      him.
                                SARAH
                      That's 'cuz he's sort of not here.  
                                GIRL 2
                      What is it with guys?  My boyfriend
                      didn't want to come either.  
                          (to Sarah)
                      Or -- I'm sorry.  He's probably your
                      husband by now, right?
                                SARAH
                      My...?
                          (laughs nervously)
                      Oh, no.  No, no, no, no, no.  He's
                      definitely not my--  No.
                                GIRL 1
                      Sarah, you poor thing.  Listen, do what I
                      did.  I told Steve...
                          (adamant)
                      ...look, Steve -- if you want to risk
                      losing me -- the best thing that ever
                      happened to you -- keep doing what you're
                      doing.
                                SARAH
                      No, but you see--
                                GIRL 1
                      But if you know you want to be with
                      forever, just ask me.
                          (beat)
                      Next week, what do I find in my Krispy
                      Kreme?  A ring.
            The girl knowingly raises her eyebrows at Sarah.
                                SARAH
                          (smiles demurely)
                      God, that... that's really great.  It is,
                      but the thing is... I'm not with Bailey
                      any more.
            Shock.  No one breathes.  Everyone looks like replicas from
            Madame Tussaud's Waxworks.
                                SARAH (CONT'D)
                      Hello?
                                GUY 1
                      You're... you're kidding, right?
                                SARAH
                      No.
                                GIRL 1
                      I voted you two most likely to get
                      married.
                                SARAH
                      Yeah, well.
                                GUY 1
                      But... you two?  Wow.  I mean--
            Suddenly a guy from another group gestures to Sarah.
                                SARAH
                      Hey, uh, Paul what's-his-name is calling
                      me, so... 
            Sarah dismisses herself from the group.  They look at each
            other, still puzzled by her revelation.  
            Sarah approaches Paul what's-his-name.
                                SARAH (CONT'D)
                      God, thank you so much.  I felt like I
                      was in the lion's den.
                                PAUL
                      No problem. 
                          (beat)
                      So... where's Bailey?
	     INT. UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA - LIBRARY - DAY
            BAILEY approaches a group of students having a discussion at
            a table.  He walks tentatively, listening in, waiting for the
            right moment to interrupt.
            MARIA sits with the group, listening to the debate bounce
            back and forth.
                                GUY 1
                      If he's really in love with her, why does
                      he try to kill her?
                                GIRL 1
                      Because he can't stand the thought of her
                      loving the English patient guy.
                                GUY 1
                      So he kills her?  
                                GIRL 1
                      Hey, she killed his heart.
                                GUY 1
                      Oh, and that's the same thing.
            Bailey reaches the table, holding a book.  Maria looks up, as
            does the group.
                                MARIA
                          (to Bailey)
                      Hey.  
                                BAILEY
                          (to Maria)
                      Hey.  You, um... got a sec?
                                MARIA
                          (to the group, excusing
                           herself)
                      I want play-by-play when I get back.
            She and Bailey walks a few feet away, standing between the
            tall shelves of books.
                                MARIA (CONT'D)
                      What's up?
                                BAILEY
                      Something, uh... kinda weird.
            He gives her the book.
                                MARIA
                      You're reading Byron?  That's beyond
                      weird.
                                BAILEY
                      Not that.  It's...
                          (sighs, opens the book)
                      It's this.
            Uh oh. His look tells her something's brewing.  She reads the
            passage he points out.  He studies her face as she reads,
            looking for something.  A clue.  
            Instead, he gets her best pokerface.
                                MARIA
                      Huh.  
                                BAILEY
                      Look, I'm... really sorry.
                                MARIA
                      Sorry for what?
                                BAILEY
                      What do you mean?  Didn't you--?
                                MARIA
                      Yeah, I saw it.  Look, I gotta get back
                      to my group.
            She begins moving toward the table.
                                BAILEY
                      Maria, wait.  
            She stops, folding her arms.
                                BAILEY (CONT'D)
                      So... that's it?  You're not mad?
                                MARIA
                      Why should I be?
                                BAILEY
                      Gee, I don't know.  Maybe because Lucas
                      cribbed his poem from a guy who's been
                      dead for like a thousand years.
                                MARIA
                      And why exactly does that matter to you?
            Bailey looks down.  Silent.
                                MARIA (CONT'D)
                      Yeah, maybe he didn't write the words. 
                      Not everyone's a poet.  But at least he
                      found the words he wanted to say. 
                          (beat)
                      There's something to be said for that.
            She hands the book back to Bailey and rejoins her group. 
            Only now she's a million miles away.  
                                GIRL 1
                      Well duh - what do you expect?  Almasy
                      was jealous.  That's a huge part of
                      loving someone.
            INT. FAIRMONT HOTEL - BALLROOM - NIGHT
            JULIA is cornered by PAUL what's-his-name.  
                                PAUL
                      ...Gandalf was cast great, but Bilbo
                      Baggins, puh-leeze!  
                                JULIA
                      Well, I never read the book so--
            She takes a half-step back.
                                PAUL
                      That's my point!  The movie was
                      completely different.  See, when they
                      find the ring...
            Julia's heard enough.  She gazes across the room, spots Sarah
            with a group of girls, and scratches the back of her head...
            a little too dramatically.
            Sarah notices, but doesn't pick up on anything out of the
            ordinary.
                                PAUL (CONT'D)
                      ...the elves were never that clever!
                                JULIA
                      Wow.  Okay.  Uh, I didn't see the movie
                      either.
                                PAUL
                      That's okay.  Now, when the wizards did
                      battle...
            Julia shoots a look across at Sarah.  They lock eyes.  Julia
            scratches the back of her head again.  Harder.  More
            exaggerated.  This is one hell of an itch.
            Recognition sweeps across Sarah's face.  The signal.  
            She waves bye to the girls, heads across the room to Julia. 
            Rescue's on the way...
                                JULIA
                      God, that's, um... intersting.  Sounds a
                      little bit like the X-Files.
                                PAUL
                      Not even close!  See the X-Files
                      perpetuates the myth that--
            Sarah arrives.  Finally.
                                SARAH
                      Jul, hey.  I want to show you that...
                      that thing.
                                JULIA
                          (to Sarah)
                      Right.  The thing!
                          (to Paul)
                      Nice talking to you, but she's gotta show
                      me...
                                PAUL
                      The thing?
                                JULIA
                      Right.
            The girls walk away.  
                                PAUL 
                          (calling after them)
                      Don't even get me started on Star Wars!
            INT.  SALINGERS' - NIGHT
            Empty.  KENDALL sits at a booth, receipts and account ledgers
            set out in front of him.  
            CHARLIE enters.
                                CHARLIE
                      Cookin' the books, huh?
                                KENDALL
                      Yeah, just going over a couple things.
                                CHARLIE
                      So how're we doing?
            Kendall puts down his pen, turns toward Charlie.
                                KENDALL
                      Well, we're up.  But not as much we could
                      be.
                                CHARLIE
                      Wait a minute.  I thought the new menu
                      was catching on.
                                KENDALL
                      It is... and we're getting good word of
                      mouth because of it.  But the numbers
                      just aren't there yet.
            Charlie slips into the booth.  Posture a little too erect. 
            This is starting to sound like a business meeting.
                                CHARLIE
                      Kendall, those changes were your ideas.
                          (beat)
                      How much more time are we talking?  
                                KENDALL
                      Funny you should bring that up, 'cause I
                      was going over these account records. 
                      This place made far more money in 1998
                      than any other year.  Did you guys do
                      something different then?
            Charlie slinks back into his seat, immediately recognizing:
                                CHARLIE
                      Bailey ran the restaurant that year.
                          (beat)
                      Maybe you should talk to him.
            INT.  TULLY'S COFFEHOUSE - NIGHT
            JULIA and SARAH sit at a table, sipping coffee from mugs.
                                SARAH
                      That wasn't at all like I pictured it.
                                JULIA
                      Yeah, I know.  When did everyone become
                      such grown-ups?
                                SARAH
                      Exactly.  'Cause I don't feel like that
                      at all.
                                JULIA
                      The funny thing is, I did, five years
                      ago.  I mean, I practically had a whole
                      plan laid out.
                          (beat)
                      But talking to those girls...and seeing
                      those pictures...  Thank God I didn't
                      tell 'em I was divorced.
                                SARAH
                      Yeah, the looks on their faces when they
                      heard about me and Bailey.  God.
                                JULIA
                      It's like they never expected things to
                      change.  And they were so disappointed to
                      hear the truth.  
            They take a sip from their coffee.  There's a lot to reflect
            on.
                                SARAH
                      But... are you happy?
            Julia shrugs.
                                JULIA
                      It's just the way my life turned
                      out...for now.
                                SARAH
                      Yeah, but... are you okay with it?
            Julia mulls it over.
                                JULIA
                      How do you answer that question?  
                          (beat)
                      I mean, how would you answer that?
            Sarah pauses, thinking.
                                SARAH
                      Yeah, I'm sorry.  I shouldn't have... 
                                JULIA 
                      No, it's...  Maybe Griffin had the right
                      idea about not going at all.
            INT. UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA - CAFETERIA - DAY
            MARIA is walking down the food line, carrying a tray.  She
            grabs a bag of chips as BAILEY walks up.
                                BAILEY
                      Hey.
            Maria looks at him, then moves down the line.  Picks up an
            apple, examining it.  Bailey follows her.
                                BAILEY (CONT'D)
                      I know you're mad, okay?  I get that. 
                      But I've thought about things.  
            She picks up another apple.
                                BAILEY (CONT'D)
                      And yeah -- you were right.  I should
                      have just been straight with you.  So...
                      that's why I'm here.  
            Maria's eyes wander from the apple for a moment.  A quick
            moment of indecision before she moves on to the bananas.
                                BAILEY (CONT'D)
                      Look, you asked why that stuff with Lucas
                      matters.  And... I guess -- will you stop
                      that please?
            Maria puts the banana down, looks at Bailey.  Stern.
                                BAILEY (CONT'D)
                      See, the thing is, I don't know why it
                      matters.  
            She rolls her eyes.
                                BAILEY (CONT'D)
                      But it does.  And... and if not being
                      with you means losing you, then... well,
                      okay.  I'll try it.  Being with you, that
                      is.
            Maria looks down, shaking her head.  Laughs in disbelief.
                                BAILEY (CONT'D)
                      What?
                                MARIA
                      Am I supposed to swoon now?  Is that how
                      you imagined it when you practiced your
                      little speech?
                                BAILEY
                      Maria, what are you--?
                                MARIA
                      You think you can make everything better
                      by flashing your stupid little dimples
                      and tossing me a few lame words?  And
                      they were lame, by the way.
                          (beat)
                      You just don't get it, Bailey.
            Maria continues down the line as Bailey stands shocked.  
            INT. CHARLIE'S HOUSE - OWEN'S ROOM - EVENING
            CHARLIE enters.  OWEN'S on his bed, playing with San
            Francisco 49er bobblehead dolls, making them "tackle" each
            other.  Charlie smiles.
                                CHARLIE
                      Whoa.  Kinda roughing the quarterback
                      there, aren't you?
                                OWEN
                      Kind of.
            Charlie sits down next to Owen.
                                CHARLIE
                      I've got something for you.
            He produces a small, toy periscope, chipped from age and
            wear.
                                OWEN
                      Cool!  
                          (beat)
                      What is it?
                                CHARLIE
                      It's a periscope.  See, you hold it up to
                      your eye...
                          (demonstrates)
                      ...and you can see things through the
                      top.
            Charlie gives it to Owen, who puts it up to his eye, looking
            through it.
                                OWEN
                      Whoa.
                                CHARLIE
                      It, um... it was Dad's.  
            This catches Owen's attention.
                                CHARLIE (CONT'D)
                      You see, when he was little, the family
                      didn't have a lot of money.  So they
                      couldn't afford a to get him a lot of
                      toys.  
            Owen continues studying the toy.
                                CHARLIE (CONT'D)
                      But this one... this was his favorite. 
                      So he saved it.  And he gave it to me.
                          (smiling)
                      Now I'm giving it to you.
                                OWEN
                      Why me?
            Charlie kneels down so they're at eye level.
                                CHARLIE (CONT'D)
                      Because you're wrong, O.  You are my son. 
                      Maybe... maybe not in the technical way,
                      but in every other way... you're mine. 
                      And you're always going to live with me,
                      okay?
            Owen looks at the toy again, then hugs Charlie.  
                                CHARLIE (CONT'D)
                      And not only that, you're my first.  
            They release their hug.
                                CHARLIE (CONT'D)
                          (smiling)
                      Someday you'll realize how special that
                      is.  To be the first son.  
            Owen looks at the toy.  Smiles.
            INT. BAILEY'S DORM - NIGHT
            BAILEY opens his door and MARIA barges in, her words spilling
            out like a pent-up volcano.
                                MARIA
                      You know what really gets my ass?  You
                      know what's a total myth?  That women are
                      always the ones being portrayed as
                      indecisive!  
                          (pacing)
                      "You matter, Maria.  You really do.  I
                      don't know why, but you do!"  Or "this is
                      all I can handle right now, Maria."  
            Bailey walks up to her.  She turns toward him.
                                BAILEY
                      I mean, God!  Can't you just make a
                      decision and go with--?
            He leans in and kisses her.  Long.  Deep.  They release,
            looking at each other.  Maria's tone softens.
                                MARIA
                          (innocently)
                      That was good.
            They smile and kiss again.
            INT.  JUILLIARD - PAUL RECITAL HALL - MORNING
            PROFESSOR OLDHAM stands in front of the Juilliard Orchestra. 
            He shuffles a few pieces of paper on his music stand and
            begins to speak.  
                                PROFESSOR OLDHAM 
                      Before we begin, I'd like to announce
                      that the women of the Drama division are
                      performing the all female piece A Voice
                      of My Own.  They've asked us to
                      collaborate musically with them, so I'd
                      like to assemble a team of musicians
                      under the leadership of...  
            He looks to the first chair seat, which is conspicuously
            empty.
                                PROFESSOR OLDHAM (CONT'D)
                      Has anyone seen Ms. Salinger?
            INT. SARAH'S APARTMENT - MORNING    
            Claudia's book bag and violin case lay untouched.  The window
            is open and the light of mid-morning shines on CLAUDIA.  She
            lies limply on the couch, one hand under her head and the
            other hanging off the edge.  
            She's a million miles away, not asleep, not awake.  
            INT. BAILEY'S DORM ROOM - NIGHT
            "Near You Always" by Jewel plays in the background as BAILEY
            and MARIA lie in bed, staring at each other, falling more and
            more.  Their look says it all.  
                                MARIA
                      So... did it seem... different?  You
                      know, now that we're not just...
                          (smiles)
                      ...well, whatever it is we were.
                                BAILEY
                          (smiles)
                      Yeah.  It does.  It's better.
                          (beat)
                      Not that it wasn't great before, but...
                                MARIA
                      Yeah.  I know.  Me, too.
            They hold each other's gaze for a moment before kissing
            again.
                                                          FADE TO BLACK.

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